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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:17

No way
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Colts will induct Jim Irsay into their Ring of Honor in Week One - NBC Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Macklemore’s Seattle home reportedly robbed with his 3 children inside - New York Post
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Still no good.
Midlife Caffeine Intake Linked to Healthy Aging - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
What unique academic programs does IILM University offer?
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Thumbs down again.
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)