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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did Neo defeat the architect at the end of The Matrix: Reloaded? Was it solely due to his belief in himself or were there other factors at play?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Colts will induct Jim Irsay into their Ring of Honor in Week One - NBC Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Macklemore’s Seattle home reportedly robbed with his 3 children inside - New York Post

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Still no good.

Midlife Caffeine Intake Linked to Healthy Aging - Neuroscience News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

What unique academic programs does IILM University offer?

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Who is the king of Hollywood?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Oh Yeah, Ginny & Georgia Is About Murder - Vulture

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Marijuana Use Among Older Adults Climbs to New High - AARP

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?